ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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