He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
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So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
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I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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