Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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