so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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