i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
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hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
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Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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