You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
