In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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