You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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