Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
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