the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
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Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
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It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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