i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
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Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
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Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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