plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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