Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Randomize