i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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