I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
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rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
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His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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