Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
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Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
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I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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