Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
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I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
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You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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