best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
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I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
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The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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