Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
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on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Come back. Shots need mouths.
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I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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