I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
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Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
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Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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