laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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