we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
birth control should be required to get into college
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
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She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
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Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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