Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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