I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
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I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
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What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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