okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
NoShamevember. You game?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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