Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
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Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
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I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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