Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
two words: eviction party
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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