I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
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Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
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when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
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