no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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