There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
it's like heaven, but drunker
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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