so let's talk penis.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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