He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
