Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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