Do vagina's smell?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
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did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
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Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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