i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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