some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
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am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Randomize