thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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