Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
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I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Can I color on your dick again?
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
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It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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