4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
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He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
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I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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