im gay
i know
yea but for you.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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