Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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