dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
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THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
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Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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