U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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