im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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