Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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