...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
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if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
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if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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