He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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