Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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