My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
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Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
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I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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