awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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