So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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