Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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