i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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