their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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