I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
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How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
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That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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